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Calls for outreach program as veteran suicides soar
Suicides among ex-servicemen are alarmingly high and some believe the side effects of an anti-malaria drug are a contributing factor.
Business takes lead on climate disasters
“Business has got it. Society has got it. State governments are getting it. It’s just federal government that doesn’t seem to get it at the moment.”
In the wake of cyclone Debbie, the insurance and banking industries are pushing for better mitigation measures, while the federal government lags behind.
Filming ‘Chauka’ at Manus Island’s detention facilities
A collaboration between a journalist held on Manus Island and a filmmaker in Holland shows life in detention in all its stark monotony.
With the huge rise in civilian casualties, the focus will quickly turn to restoring the locals’ trust in their government as the Iraqi army and US-led coalition forces drive Daesh from Mosul.
Putin’s allies dispute Syria link to St Petersburg bomber
Bashar al-Assad denies responsibility for chemical attack; Xi Jinping visiting Mar-a-Lago; Donald Trump diplomacy.
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Food
Sweet and sour onions and chicken livers
For years, not much had changed in the onion world. That was until last year, when the cipollini onion arrived. These sweet little onions are tender and not as astringent as their cousins. They also have a lovely squat shape.
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ECONOMICS
“If you go down to the pub and talk to small-business people, they’re not talking about econometric models.”
The treasurer continues his relationship with voodoo economics, refusing to release modelling to support company tax cuts. He’s possibly right about people down the pub, but they also steal schooner glasses and are not, you know, running the country.
LOVE
“I thought I would be disappointing them if they knew I was gay. So I never did anything.”
The singer confirms to fans that he is married to his long-time manager, Garry Kief. Next we’ll find out he’s tinting his hair.
FOOD
“Regrettably, our attention to detail at that time wasn’t at a level it should have been.”
The chef apologises to staff for six years of miscalculated wages. The “detail” represents $2.6 million in unpaid labour.
SEX
“There are many instances of people who were homosexual who determine they are no longer gay.”
The Tasmanian senator gets the Barry Manilow news badly backwards. He also confirms he is a Kinsey Six when it comes to his political interests, which are now exclusively concerned with the persecution of gays.
HISTORY
“Thank goodness someone is speaking up at last for the bush, thank goodness someone is speaking up for Queensland. We haven’t had this since Joh.”
The elected conspiracy theorist remembers the good old days of wanton corruption, white suits, police brutality, gerrymander and bags of unexplained money, with a little racism and perjury for good measure.
TALENT
“I wish to apply to fill this vacancy if I can be of service to Sky News.”
The Christian Democrat applies for Mark Latham’s old job. Among his credentials are producing a newspaper called Family World News for 25 years and being thoroughly out of touch with reality.
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