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The misguided bans on men’s rights film ‘The Red Pill’
Calls to ban a controversial film about men’s rights activists serve only to lend a substandard work gravitas.
Coalition pins its hopes on budget approval
A less brutal budget may be the government’s last hope to wrest back public support and quieten questions over Turnbull’s leadership.
As homosexuals are rounded up, imprisoned and brutally beaten in Chechnya, and families engage in ‘honour killings’, the country’s leader says the gay population will be eliminated by Ramadan.
Australia’s new citizenship test
“Citizenship is supposed to be much more about equality between the state and individuals. Personal values are in the individual’s personal domain.”
The new citizenship test questions purported to gauge adherence to Australian values are flawed and ethically ambiguous.
Trump plays low-key for Turnbull visit
Macron favourite in French poll; Hamas gets new charter; Visa changes upset India, NZ.
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“Traditionally, Brussels sprouts were boiled or steamed for an inexplicably long time. This gave them a grey tinge and a bad name. But then we started treating them with a bit of dignity and bacon, and life was good again.”
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EDUCATION
“This is a very big change of policy ... and it certainly hasn’t gone to the party room.”
The former prime minister says Malcolm Turnbull’s schools funding announcement had not been discussed with the party. It’s almost like he doesn’t remember the “captain’s calls” he passed off as policy when he was trying to unilaterally invade Iraq.
RHETORIC
“Boris Johnson is a caggie-handed, cheese-headed fopdoodle with a talent for slummocking about.”
Britain’s Labour deputy leader hits back at the foreign minister for calling Jeremy Corbyn a “mugwump”. Which makes that time he likened James Murdoch to a mafia boss seem a little flat.
TELEVISION
“Spoiler alert: it involved Jonah being interviewed and shaving.”
The Labor MP reveals he laughed so hard while watching an episode of Veep that he choked and fell, sustaining a black eye. Which in terms of embarrassments is still a distant second to Malcolm Turnbull lifting his campaign slogan from the show.
TRANSPORT
“I love trams.”
The prime minister responds to a question about his affection for Melbourne. As Steve Carell says in Anchorman: “I love carpet. I love desk. I love lamp. I love lamp… I love lamp.”
MEDIA
“The company may consider taking disciplinary action against those employees who participate in any unlawful industrial action, which may include termination of employment.”
The Fairfax executive threatens to sack staff he is already in the process of making redundant. The email puts him three items on his list away from vowing to hunt them for their skins.
RETIREMENT
“I’ve got an IQ of three figures and I’m not going to fall for this bullshit.”
The former Labor leader addresses a conference of men who make videos yelling at the internet. The bullshit in question was empathy, which he calls “identity politics”. The yelling is called “libertarianism”.
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