“Supporters for both Dutton and Turnbull say they believe it was actually Morrison’s backers who secretly forced matters to a head, voting for Dutton in the first ballot to boost his numbers and generate a crisis for Turnbull, while intending all along for their man to prevail.”
While Scott Morrison presented himself as a reticent candidate, in reality he used unpopular tax cuts to damage Turnbull and fooled Dutton over numbers.
“It’s the church now wrestling with its own profoundly “difficult moment”, and it’s for the remaining Irish faithful to offer their forgiveness.”
Amid fresh claims of abuse and cover-ups in the Catholic Church – this time targeting the Pope himself – dwindling numbers of Irish faithful reflect a growing disquiet.
“A curious pattern has emerged from the shambles of the leadership challenge. The strongmen of the cabal that pulled Turnbull down want the party to cave on at least three issues where the old prime minister had shown modest courage: global warming, Catholic schools and Pauline Hanson. The rhetoric of the plotters was all about strength and determination, but by now it’s becoming clear the real point of getting rid of Turnbull was to wave white flags.”
“Earlier in the week, Bishop announced she would go to the back bench and was coy about her plans up to or beyond the election. She has no ambition to be opposition leader. Friends say the role of governor-general wouldn’t appeal. An ambassadorship or United Nations role certainly would. Morrison may be able to reward her closer to calling an election.”
It seems inevitable that Horizon Church, the Pentecostal megaplex in Sydney’s Sutherland shire where Morrison grapples with the divine, will soon release a line of Saint Scott bobblehead dolls, free with every tax-deductible donation. Morrison is a walking vindication of Horizon’s “prosperity doctrine” theology, which is much like regular Christianity without any pesky insistence on giving up your worldly wealth and putting others before yourself.
Letters, Cartoon & Editorial
Musical deckchairs change nothing
The captain has changed but the iceberg is still ahead for the Liberals (Geoff Pryor cartoon, August 25–31, 2018).
– Dennis Fitzgerald, Box Hill, Vic
Stephen Page has known acclaim and accolades as head of Bangarra Dance Theatre. Off stage he’s had more than his fair share of personal tragedy. Here, he talks to about family, his latest show, Dark Emu, and the power of language to change Australia. “Through this symbolism of visual art and story, under that came this kinship idea of connection to land, people and story. That’s why lore and customs exist.”
“In 2016, when he was 26 and ‘scared shitless’, Will wrote a post on his blog titled ‘Reintroducing Myself’ and told his readers, ‘I liked kissing boys.’ At first no one reacted. Then, after he’d finished a school visit, Will noticed five missed calls from his agent. A Catholic school, where he’d previously had a speaking engagement, had cancelled his next visit. He was told the content of The Sidekicks wasn’t suitable for Year 7. ‘But it wasn’t the content of the book, it was the content of me.’ ”
“I was lucky enough to recently find myself on an immense cattle station in the Gulf of Carpentaria with a group of friends. We camped, fished, hunted and gathered among the broad biodiversity that existed on the property. As it was the end of the wet season, there were huge and complex river and freshwater systems teeming with barramundi, mussels, crazy birdlife and mud crabs.”
A 30-year retrospective of Ronnie van Hout’s work includes a dazzling variety of distorted sculptural and filmic self-portraiture, with the effect of interrogating what is real.
Ten years ago, Palestinian immigrant Faris George Jahshan died of kidney failure. His son reflects on the grief he still feels every Father’s Day.
Kate Bush (“Wuthering Heights”).
Renault. (Bonus point: Red Bull.)
“Is it seriously to be suggested that middle-aged white men who graduated from the University of Sydney constitute a vilified or demonised sub-class in Australian society?”
The judge throws out Mark Latham’s defence in a defamation case brought by journalist Osman Faruqi. Mark’s right: the terrorists have already won.
“The question should be: Do you really trust any politician? To which my answer is no.”
The former deputy prime minister responds to the Coalition’s instability. Certainly, you wouldn’t trust one enough to marry him.
“Last week’s events were the last straw.”
The Liberal member for Chisholm announces that she will not contest the next election. It’s unlikely she will find out what it’s like to live on $40 a day but she’s doing her best.
“I was just told to ‘Shove your freedom of speech up your arse, and fuck off’.”
The policy director at the Institute of Public Affairs recounts a recent exchange with Julian Burnside at a high school event. The QC then reportedly proceeded to give Breheny a wedgie before doing a lap of the auditorium, arms raised, chanting, “Burnside rules!”
“As I understand it, she never overstayed the visa, hasn’t committed any offences, and I thought it was an application of common sense.”
The minister for Home Affairs explains why he intervened to prevent the deportation of a French au pair. He said it was a humanitarian issue, which is conclusive proof he doesn’t understand what the word means.
“She has a lot to say, and we have nothing to fear.”
The Australian journalist criticises a decision to deny a visa to whistleblower Chelsea Manning, who he was due to interview on stage. Greste left an Egyptian prison for this kind of freedom.