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PROPORTIONALITY
“Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong couldn’t have put it better themselves. They’d be so proud.”
The Liberal likens The Conversation’s zero tolerance of climate denial to fascism.
TRAVEL
“Adelaide’s a shithole. No disrespect, no disrespect. I can say that because I’ve travelled there multiple times and I didn’t enjoy it. I found it to be incredibly dull and boring.”
The SBS presenter, who was born in Canberra, delivers her blunt assessment of the City of Churches.
FREEDOM
“I am absolutely disgusted that an RSL club – a place whose members fought overseas to defend our right to freedom of speech and religion – would do this.”
The New South Wales Liberal MP vents his outrage that North Ryde RSL cancelled his Conservative Q&A Pro-Life Edition function.
PETS
“I opened a Pandora’s box and released a Frankenstein’s monster.”
The dog breeder, a man as liberal with genetics as he is with metaphors, expresses his regret at creating the labradoodle.
TV
“When I was the first one out, I thought ‘Oh, good’. I was lonely! The octopus wanted to have a chat.”
The TV host expresses her enthusiasm at getting voted off Australia’s newest “talent show”, The Masked Singer.
AMERICA
“The President of Ukraine said that he was NOT pressured by me to do anything wrong. Can’t have better testimony than that!”
The United States president addresses allegations made by a whistleblower that he tried to induce Volodymyr Zelensky to investigate Hunter Biden, the son of Democratic Party 2020 presidential campaigner Joe Biden.
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